Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Threatening Emails....

I take it you recognize this photo. If you want him back, with stuffing still intact, you must meet me at the zoo on thursday.  No cops, no federal agencies. Just you and the girl. And your  mom. And S.  And Z. But then that's it. You will have one million cheerios with you. or the stuffed dog loses his  stuffing.
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Take this very seriously.
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If you want to make the arrangement sooner, you can contact me  and we can arrange a dropoff in exchange for said amount of  cheerios.
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(It's a tough life, being THE portable, reassuring, adored lovie.  Good point is, after her bout with the flu (& their bouts with the washing machine), Am is happy going to bed with one of her lovies, not ALL of them.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha! What kind of nutter would hold Rowr hostage? :P

Kourtney said...

I can't imagine... but Rowr is safely snugged up with the girl, & I have to calculate (by mass) a million cheerios to drop off at appointed time at the zoo tomorrow.

(There's no way I'm counting a million cheerios. I'm going to modify a yarn strategy, & see how much 10 weigh, & then calculate from there.)

burdlady said...

Hi K-congrats on Sandy- makes me think of a certain 'made in California' t-shirt...Speaking of drugging- have you heard of or tried Rescue Remedy( Bach's flower remedies "to comfort and reassure")? It was first used by vets for dogs and cats when they freaked out when being transported, then it was used by vet med students to overcome that freaked out feeling when writing tests etc. It has a lovely calming effect without being drugged. It is an alcohol base but a few drops in a water bottle goes a long way towards a happy day!