Weird Auntie, Extraordinaire

I'm friends with my nieces on Facebook. It's a good, non-interrogational way to stay connected with them.
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And I can pass on pieces of wisdom when I think it's warranted. For example, this evening's topic:
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Neice: Hmm ! Whatt shoudd I gett donee ? Lip or Toungee !
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Neice's Peers: Liip : ); tounge..; do iiit; good :D
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Me: Well, as someone who had a tongue ring, I'd say tongue. But for heavens sake, GO TO A REPUTABLE PIERCER WITH AN AUTOCLAVE!
Love, Auntie K.
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Niece: Haha okk : ) I will !
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Me: Good. 'Cause piercings come & piercings go, but Hep C is forever.

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Should I write a parenting book or what? HAHAHhahahhahahaha!