I'm so glad that I saved you, and I don't feel sheepish at all about the death threats I uttered to protect you.
I can't decide if I like you, or, like L_____, you are likable in small portions and toxic in larger quantities. Thanks to L_____, I have learned that it's easier to err on the side of caution. I'll be giving you a wide berth should we cross paths again.
Hope I didn't interupt your moment. I was just taking photos of the tulips.